Reasons behind this? This is a fic that I've been thinking over ever since I got into reading fanfics and found Eyrie Productions. This is sort of a tribute to all the writers who write good Self insert fics. The actors in the series are... Serredeth Cole Tal Monki Charley Old saved games Powered by Pitas. Housed at the HQ Series involved (Added as sections are posted here) Evangelion

Welcome to the realms of Unreality Was here:Charley And left the following: ooc: Here's my character profiles: Sarah Pelson Sarah is 21 and has worked with Kmart and gone to college up at the university for the last three years. She has dark blonde hair that falls just passed her shoulders. Her eyes are hazel blue. She's 5'8" and always wears a necklace that has a silver ring with a copper pair of wings engraved on it as it's pendant. She is always polite to people, but mentally is very unhappy and lonely. She has no memory before the age of 18. No recollection of a family history(her name was created by someone in the "Professionals"). Her first memory is of waking up in a cozy apartment and a note with some money.(ORIGINAL CHARACTER) Charley Charley is Sarah's alternate personality. She takes control of Sarah during moments when Sarah is extremely depressed to give her some down time. The first memory Charley has is of waking up on a metal table in a room of the "Professionals" headquarters. Wufei is the first person she remembers meeting. He showed her the apartment and gave her some money. She has a bit of a temper, but shows it in a calm and cool way. Sarah's dayjob is a Kmart employee, but Charley is an assassin who works for the "Professionals" and Wufei is her contact.(ORIGINAL CHARACTER) Wufei Chang Wufei is an agent for the "Professionals" who gives Charley her missions. He has a strong sense of justice. He is a very unpleased at having to work with Charley since she has a problem with taking directions. Her attitude is not proper for a woman to have in his eyes.He has black hair and black eyes.(GUNDAM WING CHARACTER) Tsuzuki Asato Tsuzuki is forever 26 having died in the early 1900s. Part demon he is one of the most powerful shinigamis for the Shokun division(Kyushu). He is able to summon shikigamis(gods). He has brunette hair and amethyst eyes. He has an odd addiction towards any sweets or deserts. He is a very caring person and hates to see anyone get hurt. Hisoka is his partner whom Tsuzuki has somewhat of a crush on. He is assigned to be Sarah's/Charley's guardian, which he does stubbornly.(YAMI NO MATSUEI CHARACTER) Leon Kennedy Leon is a 22 year old ex-cop who now works with an anti-Umbrella group in an attempt to ruin all of the company's plans. After having heard a rumor of there being a lab in Fairbanks he takes charge in taking care of it. He's a very determined man and would die in the cause against the company. He has dark blonde hair that stops just past his ears and blue-gray eyes.(RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTER) Ryuichi Sakuma Ryuichi is a 31 year old singer who sang for the group "Nittle Grasper," but is now solo and working in a night club he owns called Silver Haven. He takes his music very serious, but off stage he is completely different and acts like a 6 year old, carrying a worn out pink bunny around with him. Like Tsuzuki he has a strange addiction to sweets, mainly anything cherry flavored. His hair is dark brown with green highlights and he has cobalt eyes. He loves to draw, but has to have very large sheets of paper otherwise he will find another surface. He has a habit of popping out of thin air in strange costumes.(GRAVITATION CHARACTER) Squall Leonheart Squall is a foreign exchange student taking classes up at the university. He is in one of Sarah's/Charley's classes. He is very stoic and doesn't speak very much. He feels a sense of deja vu with Sarah becuase she looks like a person he knew who had died a few years before. He's 24 years old and decided to go back into school because he had nothing better to do. He has brunette hair and gray eyes.(FINAL FANTASY 8 CHARACTER) At such and such a day and time: Monday, April 7, 200310:14 p.m. Was here:Charley And left the following: ooc: Here's another section with my other character, Tsuzuki. I realize I've got to write profiles for each of my characters. That's next. Hisoka stared at him with scared emerald eyes. He tried to duck under his arm but Tsuzuki moved to block him. “Tsuzuki, what are you doing? We need to get to work.” “No. There’s something I want to do first.” A small gasp escaped Hisoka’s lips as Tsuzuki moved closer, pinning him against the wall. He reached into Hisoka’s jacket, sliding his fingers along the waist of his jeans. An evil grin came to his face as he found what he was looking for. Hisoka cried out in surprise and shock. “I knew you had it in there,” Tsuzuki stated smugly. With a happy laugh he bounced off, his sudden puppy tail wagging happily. Hisoka gapped for a moment before coming to his senses. “Tsuzuki!” he yelled angrily, cheeks burning with embarrassment. Tsuzuki turned, amethyst eyes wide and puppy ears and tail limp in sadness. Tears began gathering in the corners of his eyes and his lips quivered. “Fine, go ahead and have it,” Hisoka whispered in defeat. “You mean it? I can have it?” Hisoka nodded his head in the affirmative. He grimaced as he heard the covering ripped open and within two seconds the contents disappeared in Tsuzuki’s smiling mouth. “Yummy. Thank you, Hisoka,” Tsuzuki said with his mouth full. “How’d you know I had that?” “You can’t hide these things from me, I have a sixth sense.” “Well, that was my last Hershey miniature.” Tsuzuki licked his fingers as he finished swallowing the candy. Hisoka continued walking down the hallway to the Shokan Division’s office. Tatsumi greeted them with his normal stoic look as they both walked in. Tsuzuki once again perked up at the immediate sight of Tatsumi. “I don’t have any candy for you today, Tsuzuki. Besides it looks like someone already gave you some chocolate.” Tatsumi pointed to his mouth and Tsuzuki immediately stuck his tongue out and swiped it across his lips to clean off the remaining chocolate. “Konoe’s been waiting for you to show up. Seems he’s got a new assignment for you.” “Already? It hasn’t even been 24 hours since our last job.” “Tsuzuki, get in here and stop complaining. You’ve still got plenty of years left before you’ve paid off the damages you’ve caused,” Konoe’s voice hollered from inside the conference room. With a loud eep Tsuzuki hurried into the room, followed calmly by Hisoka. They both sat down as Tatsumi shut the door. Watari was already seated, 003 perched on his shoulder. “Alright. I’ll be breaking you two up for awhile. Hisoka, while Tsuzuki’s working on his assignment you’ll be working with Watari.” “But Kaicho, I thought...” Tsuzuki started confused. “But nothing. This assignment shouldn’t be too hard for you, Tsuzuki. So you don’t really need a partner for it,” Konoe explained. “Kaicho, sir, what exactly will I be doing while with Watari?” Hisoka asked, confused as well. “Most likely helping him with his experiments and other assignments he gets.” At such and such a day and time: Monday, April 7, 200309:56 p.m. Was here:my intro And left the following: ooc: Sorry it has taken me so long to add an entry. But here's a part. Hope you enjoy. Charley sat in her favorite overstuffed recliner, her legs tucked under her. The light from the silver medal halogen lamp cast a well lit glow over her and the book she read. The book, Guilty Pleasures, seemed to attract all of her attention. The dark purple pajama pants and matching tank top that she was wearing were great for lounging around in after a hard day at work. Books and quiet relax time was the best way to forget about all the damn customers and stupid questions. She flipped the page and dragged slender fingers through her dirty-blonde hair, releasing a small sigh as she adjusted her legs to be more comfortable. The phone suddenly rang and she picked up the handset without bothering to remove her eyes from the open book. “Hello?” she asked still focusing on the book. “Ah, Charley, nice to see that you’re at home. I’m assuming you’re not busy at the moment.” “Actually, I’m in the middle of a book.” “That’s nice to hear. I take it it was a hard day?” “Just your average day of retail hell.” “If you would be so kind as to come open your door I’d greatly appreciate it." The other ends went silent as the cell phone was turned off. She looked up as there was a knock on her apartment door. Putting the phone and the book down on the end table she stood up. Charley stretched out her legs and neck, hearing the soft pop. Pulling the door open she looked down at the shorter man. His black hair was pulled back into a tight ponytail and he stared at her with even blacker eyes. She leaned sideways against the doorframe and stared back at him. “Wufei.” “Charley.” They continued to stare at each other. Wufei switched his weight and cleared his throat. Charley remained still, not blinking an eyelash. “Listen, Onna....” A loud smack rang out as Charley’s hand flashed across Wufei’s face, bringing a surprised look to his face. Charley glared at him. Wufei gawked back at her, mouth hanging open in shock. “How dare you! I’ve told you never to hit me, Onna...” The smack resounded, this time causing Wufei’s face to turn sideways with the force. Charley watched as Wufei bunched up his fists. “And I’ve told you not to call me Onna, Wufei,” she growled between her teeth. “Now what is it that you wanted?” “You have a new target.” “Why don’t you get in here so no one hears you?” At such and such a day and time: Monday, April 7, 200309:28 p.m. Was here:Cole the (Ya guys know it already ne? Need I keep putting it here?) And left the following: Let's see... This is just a post to show the basics for those of you who don't know how to use Pitas. Grins First off you need to know just a little HTML. Nothing big I promise! Duo: Yeah right... She's going to make this complicated for all of ya. Glares at her muse Okay, first code you should have fun with is the < p >Paragraph. (I'm too lazy at the moment to look up the symbols for the brackets so just take out the spaces when you do a post). The < p > command's useful for making the cute little paragraphs so that we can actually tell where they start and end... (Makes it easier on me and my muses to figure out so that we can put it on the story page as well..) If you want to be a little more dificult you can yous a double < br > to end the line and skip one line... Another helpful command would be < i > Or ittalic. Use it for thoughts and flash back... Though please indicate it's a flashback... I'm going to indent these on the site to make them stand out, and it's a bit easier to work with if it's marked. Any others just e-mail me and I'll give them to you. Cole. At such and such a day and time: Tuesday, March 11, 200302:55 a.m. Was here:Cole And left the following: (Part two) Sue Jamision went up to her room grabbing a small pack. Fluffy crawled into it telling her he was ready for action. "Let's hope Barry isn't keeping an eye on the house again. I don't need him coming over to stop me." She slid the pack on and went to her window, carefully opening it and slipping out onto the roof. "Meorw." She glanced across the street grateful that her bedroom window was hidden by a large oak. She closed the window and tiptoed to the tree. Sue climbed down the tree after waiting in the branches for a cruiser to pass by. She heard the neighbor talking to his wife about going to her mothers for a while. He's really worried... I have to find mom and Dad now. Sue dropped to the ground silently. If the STARS are scared then it really is trouble. She worked her way to the fence that seperated the two yards and ran along it after she heard the doors close, heading for the park. The woods were deadly quiet as she walked along the trail towards the Spencer house. "Knew if they didn't return you would head for them." Sue froze turning to see Weskar behind her. "You know there's a curfew right." "But Momma and Poppa..." She backed up from him. She had met him when the others at the Spencer house labs had agreed to let her have free reign of the house, as long as she never brought anyone in. That had been easy enough, since she had no friends. "No excuse for breaking the law brat." Weskar grabbed the six year old's arm tightly. "You're letting me in there." He started to go for the necklace she wore, which hid the skeleton key to the house's traps. "No!" She kicked at his knee making him let her go. "I was ordered not to let anyone in with me. Not even you." She scrambled back more. "You want more people to die?" He asked trying a diffrent approach. "Don't think I'm a child Weskar. I may only be six, but I'm a lot smarter than I look." She growled angered at the tone he had used, treating her as if she was a normal kid. Before He could coment further she darted into the brush. Weskar smiled. The girl wouldn't go home. In the morning she would be considered another victim of the canibalistic cult running around. If she could get into the house it would make it so much easier for him, once he had her key. Sue heard the growl behind her but didn't stop running through the front gate to the Spencer house. She knew that she needed to get inside to have at least a chance to last until daybreak, when she figured it would be safe to go and find someone else to take her back and search the house for her parents. The STARS, even though I can't stand half of them... they have guns and they aren't really cops... She thought opening the door. She closed it behind her and heard shuffling in the room she was now in. Turning she saw what looked like a decaying walking corpse. She gave a frightened whimper and backed into the door only to hear snarling behind it. Have to find a safe place to wait this out... She darted through the masses, thanking her small size made it hard for the slow moving creatures to actually catch her. First door, spare storage room left She ran for it grabbing her key. "Who's left?" Sue heard voices and gunshots in the house. She brushed the hair out of her eyes and carefully opened the door. STARS She smiled and came out of hiding. "We have to get out of here." She said coming up to them. One of the men aimed a gun at her. "Hey, it's only a kid." The girl with them said lifting his hands. "How'd you get here?" "I... Last night I was outside after dark... and things chased me here... I... I found a closet to hide in until I heard you... Can we get out of here?" "The chopper was destroyed. Unless we can get to a radio we're going to have to walk out... And with those monsters and the wounded..." Sue bit her lip fighting the urge to help the wounded. She didn't recognize the people there, other than their jackets. This isn't Barry's group. She thought as she held the key in her hands. "Great, so now we have to care for a brat as well as a feild virgin." Rebecca glared at the speaker. "I can fend for myself." She retorted. "Hm... the monsters are returning." Sue said moving closer to the girl. "Shit." Sue scrambled for a door reaching for her key. They had split up. Sue had heard gunshots, and a few screams, but that had been a good few hours ago. Since then there had been nothing. She entered the kitchen and saw it was safe. Sitting on the ground. Fluffy meowed softly. She let him out of the bag. "We're on our own again Fluffy. They wouldn't listen to me and I don't think they're alive anymore." The cat rubbed it's head against her hand. She heard something move to her left and gasped. Weskar stood leaning against a wall looking over at her. Another figure was in the room, hidden by the shadows at the moment. "Good to see my little key card hasn't gotten killed yet." "What's she doing here." Barry said looking over at her. "Let's just say she's she's more insurance." Weskar grabbed her arm. "Let go!" She hissed as she tried to get free. "Why'd you bring a kid here." Barry growled. "She came of her own free will. Seems family is important to some people." Weskar pulled her closer. Fluffy snarled at him. "Fluffy don't." Sue hissed. "Smart move. Wouldn't want you to kill your neighbors would you?" Weskar said pulling her closer. "Now don't you have a job to do? Get us into the lab and I'll tell them to release your wife. She's coming with me to help me with something... Besides, she hasn't found her parents yet." "Momma and Poppa are dead." She growled. "Everyone here is." She tried to get her wrist free. "Let her go." "After we're done here." Weskar said waving Barry off. He's using us to get into the labs... I have... If he's here... Maybe I can pass my key off to one of them... I'll have to get free from Weskar though.. She heard a growl and turned seeing one of the dogs there. Fluffy bit Weskar's arm freeing her as he was shocked. "Fluffy! Find one of the others." She tossed the chain to the cat, who caught it in his maw. "Call that beast back." Weskar ordered killing the dog then turning the gun at her. She darted around the counter. Bullets sprayed after her. "You can't hide forever." He rounded the counter only to see she wasn't there. Weskar started tearing open the cupboards. Sue stayed quiet, plastering herself against the wall. After a while he heard that the gate had been opened. "Stay here and die." Sue made her way after everyone. "Barry said you were here." Chris said getting up behind her. "I had to... And I haven't gotten killed yet." She gave a weak smile. "Don't worry, we'll get you out of here okay." She nodded. "I'll stay out of the way." "You'll stay near me." He ordered. She bit herr lip but nodded. At such and such a day and time: Tuesday, February 4, 200312:19 p.m. Was here:Cole the Zombie slayer...(giggles) And left the following: Background Story: Susan Jamison Place: Racoon City Time: Four days before Resident Evil Susan looked at her parents as they both grabbed up an overnight bag. "You two promised that you would stay a week with me instead of going back to the labs." The six year old girl pouted as she knelt petting a small green looking cat. "You know that we have to help with the project." "The one that Umbrella messed up. I don't like it. Momma, Daddy please don't go." She scooped up the cat. "We'll be back in a few hours, It shouldn't take that long to deal with it." Susan chewed on her lip knowing that something was wrong. Unlike most children her age, Susan was a genuis. At the age of six she was already a well known genetisist. Her parents were scientists for Umbrella and they had been transfered to Racoon a few years ago. Since then Susan had found it impossible to find friends and spent most of her time playing around on the computer, or playing with her 'creation' in the park. "I... I feel like you won't come back." She said looking up at her parents. They gave her a small smile. "Jennifer's goinig to come over in about half an hour to keep an eye on you." "You know I don't need a baby-sitter." She said knowing that the only reason that she was going to have a babysitter was to keep Racoon PD from arresting her parents for leaving her alone. "Please no arguments this time." Her mom said looking at her. "Okay..." Sue walked off knowing that they would leave without her say. "I don't like it, but it..." She headed for her bedroom. Two days later "Racoon City is under curfew until the cult is found..." Susan clicked off the radio biting her lip. "Fluffy.. we have to go find mom and dad." She stood to go see how her babysitter was doing. Jennifer was asleep on the couch. At such and such a day and time: Sunday, February 2, 200308:17 p.m. Was here:Cole the Zombie slayer And left the following: Geeeeeee.... anyone else actually using this site or am I just writing to write? And welcome to the group Charley. Don't worry the rest of us don't bite. Well.... For the most part. I think Chibi Neko does. *Winks to Josh* hm... I'm actually going to work on coding out a page just for this fic. That way we can actually have a real archive. And if you guys want to send pics of the original characters go for it. I have some sketches of Cole and one of Sue. *Just need to scan the damn things.* At such and such a day and time: Thursday, January 30, 200302:11 p.m. Was here:Cole (yeah yeah heheh) And left the following: "I know there are. I don't believe half of them until I witness them myself. After all I wouldn't be a scientist if I just went with what everyone told me." Cole beamed a grin. "Scientist, last I knew you were a magician, not a scientist." Misato laughed. "Don't get her started on it." Mik said from the back seat. "She's been on that kick a few days, in order to justify her religion to her father." "So he does speak?" "Think I brought him along just for show? I mean yeah he's cute, but come on.." Cole winked as her bodyguard reddened slightly. "Remind me not to introduce him to a few of the other single ladies... We'll never see him again." "Oh no, I'm loyal to one person only. I will not share my time with others." Mickael said not really catching the undertone of Misato's words. The two women laughed. "And I know I don't keep you on a tight leash.. Or would it be Alexia that does?" Cole drew her jacket tighter around herself as she was escorted into Dr. Ikari's office. Two figures were talking across the room, one a young girl, thirteen or fourteen, dressed in a typical school uniform. The other was Ikari himself. "Samboa Cole-kun." Ikari stood. "It is a pleasure to have you here in the Tokyo Geofront." "Intresting place you have here. A little cold for my liking, but then, you know me doctor... Give me the woods to the lab anyday." She crossed the room after waving off Mickael. "Mic, meet me back at the hotel later. I think I can handle it here a few hours." "Yes Lady Samboa." Mickael bowed slightly then made his exit. "Ikari-kun. Who is this lady?" The young teen turned her attention to Cole. "This must be Rei-kun." Cole looked the young pilot over slightly, after deeming her nonthreatening for the most part, Cole extended her hand. "Watashi no namae wa Samboa Cole desu." "Ayanami Rei." Rei said puzzled by the newcommer's outwardness. She seemed as loud as Misato, but not as annoying yet. "Hajimemashite." Rei said in her usual monotone. "Anata wa... Nihonjin arimasu ka?" "Iie." Cole laughed. "Amerika ga sunde imasu." She giggled. "Nihon go o hanashimasu." She smiled showing the pilot that she didn't mean anything with her laugh. "Sou desu ne." Rei responded. "Doctor, I have some homework to finish up. When is the testing of the Unit?" "In about half an hour." Ikari said noting that Rei was bored with the chit chat with Cole. "Will you be ready." "Yes sir." With that Rei turned leaving the room. "I'm guessing you are wanting to see what you have spent your money on right?" Ikari stood from his desk. "A little. I know that some of the funding came from elsewhere... Because a Geo front this size isn't cheep. Dad built one in Fairbanks, but it's if anything only a sixteenth of what Tokyo-3 is." "We had to build it to protect the town as well." Cole nodded. "Misato told me that much when we were headed here. Don't worry, I have as much clearance with the defence departments as you do. And nothing will be said out of this office." She stretched a little. "I do hope that there won't be too much walking. I've been plane hopping all day." "There won't be. Come, the Evangelion is this way." She nodded following him out of the room. Alexia looked up as Mickael entered the suite. "Is Cole not with you?" He shook his head. "You find out anything else about the others who are funding this project?" "A little, most of it is classified. That isn't a place for one of the chosen though. The sooner we're done with this the better the Shinsen will feel about this. I just hope it doesn't wake her yet." "There's too much technology around down in the front. It shouldn't wake her yet." Mickael said as he pured himself a drink. "We will have to be careful though. You think your spells will keep her hidden?" "They should. I just spent the past eight hours strengthening them. With luck we should know soon if it works or not." The phone rang and Alexia picked up. "Yes we're here." She said softly. "Misato's here as well." There was a pause and she laughed. "Kaji, you know it's too early in teh game for that. Besides, as far as we know the project in the States is fine at the moment. When we come to that bridge, be assured that we will be ready to pull the plug. Or are you still scared of what the outcome will be?" "Looks like I'm off to my own devices a few hours." Mik sighed as he grabbed up his bag and headed for his room. "Okay, see ya in a bit. I'm having dinner brought up? You want anything?" "You know I can't eat after flying." The control room was dark as the two entered. Cole brushed reddish hair out of her green eyes and toyed with one of the rings she wore. Something flashed in her mind. She stepped back seeing blood. Looking over at the window between them and the testing room, she saw it was cracked. "Samboa-kun?" Ikari's voice snapped her back to reality, everything was clean. "You okay? You look a little pale." "I'm okay. It was just a vision." She said brushing it off. It wasn't the first time she had seen something like that. "The system's running smoothly sir." A tech said from somewhere to Cole's right. She glanced over and saw blocks on the screen go green. "You're doing good Rei. We're almost done." This was Misato. She flashed Cole a small grin then went back to being focused on the test being run. "Sir, something's going wrong." Cole saw the green boxes changing to red. "We're losing her." "Rei!" Cole was ushered from the room as the Eva started pounding on the wall. "Let go of me. I want to know what's going on." Cole struggled against the man holding her. Idiot... Doesn't he know that I'm a medium... If he... Panic hit her from the direction of the Eva. She moaned at the intensity. It's not from Rei... Cole gave up fighting the guards and started down the hall towards the testing room. He's an idiot if he... Ikari, if you did what I think you did... "Someone stop her." Cole saw the guard coming up and gave a faint smile as she balled her hands into fists. "Just give me a reason." She said faintly as she stopped dead in her tracks. Translations watashi no namae wa Samboa Cole desu - My name is Cole Samboa Hajimemashite - Pleased to meet you Anata wa - You Nihonjin arimasu ka? - Are you Japanese Iie - No Amerika ga sunde imasu - I live in America Nihongo o hanashimasu - I speak Japanese Sou desu ne - Is that so? At such and such a day and time: Wednesday, January 29, 200301:29 p.m. Was here:Cole the Zombie slayer And left the following: Side note... What was here before is in the archive. if you guys want to read it. I'm posting up the rest of what I have written down. This is so that I have it in two places in case I misplace my book. and I incourage you guys to start writing out what your doing. We're starting after second impact Eva time. All I ask is that what you write doesn't tag anyone yet. After our characters are fully set up is when we'll start having everyone meet. At such and such a day and time: Wednesday, January 29, 200301:18 p.m.